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To the tune of "When a Man Loves a Woman"

When a man becomes a woman/

Can't keep his mind on nothin' else/

He traded his johnson/

For the good thing he's found/

If it's there, he can't see it/

He's bound back his dong/

And turn his back on his best friend/

If he calls her him/

When a man becomes a woman/

Spend his very last dime/

Trying to get others to call him a she/

He'd give up all his comforts/

Get implants that cause pain/

Cause he thinks that's the way, it ought to be/

When a man becomes a woman/

Don't be the last to know/

Cause if you use the wrong pronoun/

It will cause you misery/

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Don't be the last to know 😂 Missed you around here professor.

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Professor you are a poet!

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Usually a little deeper but I do have a very warped sense of humor.

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Lol

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