If On an Election Night A Voter

Schrödinger's ballots, the politics of absolutes, and a phoenix rising from the ashes.

Democracy was on the ballot in 2024.

In a total surveillance police state late-stage failing empire established as a republic by British freemasons, Democracy with a capital D was on the ballot.

How do I know this for certain?

The Mockingbird Networks made sure all their viewers were constantly reminded of exit polls in cities where dorks stand around in the rain with clipboards holding questionnaires to find out what was on voters’ minds as they engaged the democratic process in the most important election of their lifetimes.

MOST IMPORTANT ELECTION OF THEIR LIFETIMES!

The Carhart steel-toed boot-clucking husky workmen of the nation don’t have time to entertain demure volunteers with clipboards who conduct exit polling interviews. The volunteers are too afraid to approach them anyway.

But the prog cat ladies with Le Chameau galoshes want nothing more than to talk to strangers about their political beliefs because they know how right they are to hold those beliefs and desperately need others to validate them.

For me, this election was about democracy and women’s reproductive rights!

WOMEN’S REPRODUCTIVE RIGHTS!

Stop yelling at me, mam. Please just answer each question with agree, strongly agree, or disagree, strongly disagree. Do you understand the instructions?

TRUMP WANTS TO PUT ME IN A CAMP!

That’s not one of the possible responses, mam.

Exit polling data in places where prog women yell their unwanted opinions showed that prog women watched a lot of MSNBC and CNN in the months leading up to super selection fever so they could regurgitate verbatim their unoriginal and unwanted political opinions.

---

The Good Citizen is now on Ko-Fi. Support more works like this with one-time or monthly donations.

---

What does that mean? Democracy was on the ballot.

For the Harris enthusiasts, it meant exactly what CNN told them: Trump, the criminal who incited an insurrection was a threat to Democracy because he dared question the results of a clearly rigged election in 2020.

For the Trump enthusiasts, it meant exactly what Fox News or Con Inc. told them: Trump was a victim of “deep state” lawfare, and after they rigged the 2020 election against him, only a “too big to rig” result could send Trump back to the White House to fix the system from within, just as he did during his first…

…well you get the point.

Two opposing voters, respond with strongly agree, to the same question, for two very different reasons rooted in narratives prepared for them by cognitive proxies.