New from Pfizer! Pandemicol19! It makes you think you live in 2019, when going on holiday, seeing your family and going to a restaurant were normal!
This potent hallucinogen is yours for the amazingly low price of $25,000 a pill.*
Buy yours today.
* Pfizer cannot be held responsible for the loss of hope you may experience once the effects wear off. Talking to conspiracy theorist friends whilst under the influence of Pandemicol19 may equate to Charlie Brown teacher noises. Your return to normal (i.e. "comedown") may result in the requirement for repeat doses. The estate of Philip K. Dick has not been compensated for the creation of this drug.
New from Pfizer! Pandemicol19! It makes you think you live in 2019, when going on holiday, seeing your family and going to a restaurant were normal!
This potent hallucinogen is yours for the amazingly low price of $25,000 a pill.*
Buy yours today.
* Pfizer cannot be held responsible for the loss of hope you may experience once the effects wear off. Talking to conspiracy theorist friends whilst under the influence of Pandemicol19 may equate to Charlie Brown teacher noises. Your return to normal (i.e. "comedown") may result in the requirement for repeat doses. The estate of Philip K. Dick has not been compensated for the creation of this drug.