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Propaganda of the United Pharmaceutical Corporate Socialist Republic of America
Thank You Dear Vaccine and Valiant Booster For Your Bravery and Protection!
Internal Party Memo.
December 17, 2021
Dear Party Loyalists,
Our dear leaders at Pfizer and Moderna have strengthened the motherland with the protection our people need from invisible ubiquitous viruses that seek to harm us. These leaders have given us a vaccine that will save us from deadly symptoms we are certain to get if we do not get injected as often as they tell us. We must inject everyone as often as possible to unite our people and they must accept this gift as a sign of their loyalty to the party.
Our political enemies seek to undermine our dear leaders by rejecting their crisis-ending products. Our enemies refuse to embrace safety and collectivize our risk. We must do better to coerce them before their fearlessness spreads any further! Dissent will not be tolerated!
Let them know that you have done your duty to protect the motherland this holiday season by bravely getting the valiant booster!
Send out the personal message on MicroPravda that you did your part and even though the virus infected you anyways you are grateful for the mild symptoms that were entirely a result of full vaccination and the valiant booster.
Our comrades at legacy Pravda will amplify your MicroPravda message thereby multiplying our strength and unity through this collective effort!
- Commissars of the United Pharmaceutical Corporate Socialist Republic of America
72 Hours of Coordinated Regime Propaganda.
But ONLY because of the valiant protection of the mighty vaccines
Those without our noble vaccines and booster will suffer terribly!
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