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I'm hoping grandma marries Javier, the illegal alien helper at the assisted living facility, writes her kids and grandchildren out of her will, and then moves back to the farm with her new love and his extended family. At least she won't be lonely.

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Do Grandma and Javi have Mossbergs for when the state hen cullers come knocking?

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Grandma and Javier practice shooting from their rocking chairs on the porch, while sipping on tequila.

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If she was my grandma, she would.

One of my uncles took the pistol away from my grandmother's house after my dad and uncles hired her day-help at age 98, for "grandma's safety".

He's a prick. I think he just wanted the gun and I doubt he even told her the gun is gone.

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He wanted the gun-lol! I wonder what kind it was?

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38 special, short barrel. Probably hadn't been fired since my grandfather passed away in the late 70s.

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One of my favorite 80тАЩs bands! .38 SPECIAL!

ThatтАЩs a classic revolver.

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You like good endings

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The gun probably weighs more than she does now!!

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