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I open up my e-mail from great writer The Good Citizen and see a picture of Bill Gatesofhell, who sits atop the pale horse. He is Death. That turtleheaded fuckstick has more plans? What a surprise! You know why he bought up an assload of property? To build the biggest graveyard in the United States.. Heed this warning Mr. Gates: THE LIONS ARE COMING FOR YOU! YOU ARE A POACHER OF INNOCENT LIVES AND YOU DON'T CARE! YOU WILL BE SHOWN TERRIBLE NIGHTMARES THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK! TURN YOUR PALE HORSE AROUND AND RETURN TO HELL!

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Amen! Why does evil live so long? (Don't answer, I know.)

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Well, I have to answer, sorry. If you reverse the letters in the word "live", what word do you come up with? You can only keep evil at bay, you cannot kill it. You have to take evil and reeducate it. Sometimes people learn their lesson, others never do so they keep coming back to taunt, haunt, and drain you. That's when you fight fire with fire.

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