“Uh, excuse me, Mr Citizen? May I call you Good? Good. Uh, I ,uh, am from the, uh, Department of Federal Wild,uh, life Management, and you have been, uh, reported, uh, for spreading, uh, endangerment to, uh, the ruminate animal population, specifically, uh, sheep as well as, uh, omnivores, specifically fox and, uh, jackals, as well as, …
“Uh, excuse me, Mr Citizen? May I call you Good? Good. Uh, I ,uh, am from the, uh, Department of Federal Wild,uh, life Management, and you have been, uh, reported, uh, for spreading, uh, endangerment to, uh, the ruminate animal population, specifically, uh, sheep as well as, uh, omnivores, specifically fox and, uh, jackals, as well as, uh, possibly borg and, uh, homo sapient creatures. Now, uh, you have two possibilities to, uh, reconcile this, uh, egregious case of, uh, wrong think. You may come, uh, with me and take 2 or 3 or,uh, 4 shots of our new, uh, Fagedaboutet mRna. Uh, or, uh, we’ll be headed to McClean Hospital for your, uh, frontal lobotomy. What’s it going to be, uh, Good?”
“I’d rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy!”
“Uh, excuse me, Mr Citizen? May I call you Good? Good. Uh, I ,uh, am from the, uh, Department of Federal Wild,uh, life Management, and you have been, uh, reported, uh, for spreading, uh, endangerment to, uh, the ruminate animal population, specifically, uh, sheep as well as, uh, omnivores, specifically fox and, uh, jackals, as well as, uh, possibly borg and, uh, homo sapient creatures. Now, uh, you have two possibilities to, uh, reconcile this, uh, egregious case of, uh, wrong think. You may come, uh, with me and take 2 or 3 or,uh, 4 shots of our new, uh, Fagedaboutet mRna. Uh, or, uh, we’ll be headed to McClean Hospital for your, uh, frontal lobotomy. What’s it going to be, uh, Good?”
“I’d rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy!”
“So it’s the, uh, jabs then, eh, Good?”
“ROOOAAARRR!”