Happy Sunday Good Citizens!
A few Sunday musings to go with your morning Nespresso and cranberry scone.
Gates of Death
It’s been quite a week for tyranny and false flags. I did recently observe that the war criminals don’t just walk free, they appear on our TVs - “Bill Gates will be on your TV this weekend.”
And boy was he!
Our present day Asclepius confessed his sadness to more people not dying. Back in late November when the data emerged from South Africa about Omicron being nature’s vaccine, I called it a gift to humanity that would make the scamdemic become endemic and blow up a lot of Covidian Borg narratives.
But humanity’s gift is Bill Gates’ nightmare.
The virus he knew would be unleashed on the world, for which he knew there were effective early treatments which would be ignored in favor of the vaccines he helped fund, mutated into a natural vaccine undermining his “foundation’s” shares in Moderna which has plunged 70% over the past few months. Boo. Hoo.
The Bill Gates’ Translator Spit this out: “More people aren’t dead so I can’t keep profiting from fear, psychosis and corporate-state sponsored democide that is necessary to save the planet from humans while enriching my foundation which is a front for my own personal greed and diabolical psychopathologies rooted in never being held as an infant.”
If we know anything about psychopaths, it’s that they never stop. Not even for nature.
What went wrong this time?
According to the college drop out software developer we didn’t have effective therapeutics and vaccines took too long. I shit you not he said both those things with a straight face while talking about “next time”.
He certainly seems excited for the next one. Wonder what they will give us next time?
Sportsbooks should take wagers on different viruses so the public can bet on the next one that will be released by our gracious overlords. These evil bastards keep telling us what they’re going to do and then they do it so they might as well make it a public event for all the world to watch. Wait, what? Oh yeah. That was last Sunday’s post. “In the future global pandemics will be decided by one lucky contestant at halftime of the Super Bowl.” I’m quickly running out ideas of dystopian satirical fiction Good Citizens!
The Covidian Left Is Mutating Into What It Always Does
“Workers of The World Submit”
“Social Justice For Some”
”Your body, my choice”
Maple fascism has arrived and western leaders are curiously silent. More on that soon.
Bouncing Off Trees
Jenin Younes is one of those Dave Rubin middling old school liberals who have been politically marooned in the “classical liberal” center. Most of them are just being left behind by a increasingly rabid Covidian Borg and its allies in woke Inc and governments across the west. I’ve been following her for a few months as I pointlessly waste fifteen minutes a day on Twitter trying to whore this outfit. She’s made the journey from the Sea to the Forest and swallowed the red pill but it appears to be stuck in her throat and slowly dissolving, leaving her bouncing off the trees and missing the mountain tops. If those metaphors are foreign, check out Everything Is Clear From Up Here from new year’s eve.
Until enough people aren’t afraid to be called “conspiracy theorists” anymore, the truth will be something that remains buried.
I don’t spend much time on there because what’s the point if some pink haired ding bat at Twitter HQ in SFO can just erase anyone for any reason from the platform. Seems like a giant waste of time to try to build a “following”, all those hours invested and one wrong idea and you’re banished to the dead boring bingo hall called Gettr where everyone always agrees with everyone else about everything and nothing fun happens.
In fact I’m eagerly trying to get banned from Twitter but it doesn’t seem to be working.
I know, gratuitous mob violence isn’t the answer but it was how the Italians dealt with fascists back in the day, and we all know the penalty for treason. What’s more treasonous than allowing a bond villain from the bath houses of Geneva to destroy your country?
Granted the piano wire thing is probably a waste of good piano wire and should be substituted with Trucker’s CB chord. My tweet lacked that bit of poetic justice.
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Everything Is Now Deadly
“Shaking the duvet too vigorously while making your bed can increase your chances of a heart attack, scientists warn.”
“WATCH OUT! Morning clocks forward an hour could kill you!”
Parody is dead. Long live parody!
Wait, where’s the one about just being a newscaster? This is now a weekly occurrence somewhere in the world.
Or the headline warning: “Stand up comedy about boosters and Jesus can be deadly.”
Energy Policy Suicide
The WEF green cult is eager to accelerate the economic suicide of the west to prepare for the “next thing”. The EU is completely dependent on Russian energy for almost everything. The small exceptions being Polish coal and French nuclear, when it’s not down for repairs. Otherwise, the Russian Bear has the EU by the golden jewels except the head of the EU doesn’t have any so she doesn’t know what that feels like. It’s more likely she doesn’t care and is just another order taker like Fidel Castreau Jr. (thanks for that one watchman).
TGC Scooped The Bee By A Few Hours
They missed the Allied Intersectional Forces memo and Operation Wrongoose. The pentagon leaker said he trusted me to get the story right over the Bee. He was not wrong.
Enjoy the rest of your weekend Good Citizens. Be careful with those clocks and duvet covers! Don’t lift those cranberry scones too quickly!
Yours in a world without satire or parody and until the “next one”…
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Dope piece! Yepp, un- or not properly masked as well as the unjabbed are the new Anne-Franks! Regarding the "Ceausescu-Moment" challenge for Little Castreau I'd still stick to the 18-wheels-to-flatten-the-turd-mantra: let every Ottawa truck #Roll-over-Trudolini!
Gates just backtracked trickery logic again-calling Omricon (Morons) is actually a vaxxcine that imprints a genetic sequence of viral sequencing (Coronavaerdae the common cold)) that is forever remained in immune system. That is your second brain(genetics). is reason you want the exposure and why children should never receive these kill shots-they do not provide immunity but the opposite-Depopulation which Gates is the frontrunner mouthpiece of the agenda. On a second note-it has been exposed by Dr David Martin that Treadeau owns 40% of Acuitas Theraputics, a BC biotech firm that owns patent nano particle delivery system that used by Pfizer and gang! He ordered 10 times the population of Canada and is on track to order 600 million more doses. He is using canadian tax dollars to murder its citizens. It is reported 70% of Covid reported deaths are Vaxxed innocent people. This is the worst crime at present that the world has ever seen.