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Joni's avatar

This is priceless!!!! LOL!!! Thanks for a great laugh first thing in the morning!!! You captured all of the lies behind this!! No one on their right mind could believe the false narrative except demonrats!!!

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DutchPartisan's avatar

Yup, this one Smollett of Jussie.

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Doggie Dad's avatar

It does have a clumsily staged feel to it. Gated, guarded community. Pelosi goes into the bathroom (excuse me, I'll be right back (?)). Calls 911, but exits the bathroom before the police arrive. Assault begins ("action!") after police arrive to witness. Both men in their underwear. WTF?

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Doggie Dad's avatar

OK, probably not staged, but some kind of consensual encounter that went sideways. Something tells me it was not random, and Paul and Dave had something in condom.

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Jerome Armstrong's avatar

I can't believe you found the hammer. Unparalleled research skills.

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Kimberly's avatar

Perhaps staged to blame MAGA people again, just like the FBI does? I see a false flag in this.

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Brandon is not your bro's avatar

Nancy is ruthless…

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AL's avatar

Been reading about this all morning. Incredible the spin the entire country's media is delivering; not a single small radio station untouched. Fake news travels fast.

I did enjoy one part so far: Hilary posted fake news on Twitter about this incident and Elon fact checked her! Seems the Santa Monica Observer has the real story as well. Pelosi is well know in his SF neighborhood to be gay. When he was arrested earlier this year for drunk driving he had a young man in the car with him then too. That was buried by the press!

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z28.310's avatar

The disappearing friend from Pelosi's DUI did not catch my attention the first time around, but it becomes a lot more relevant when trying to figure out what happened with this story.

The SF cops really bend over backwards trying to cover for the Pelosis. Do big city cops receive federal funding?

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AL's avatar

Oh, I am sure they are well compensated for their silence.

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Justin Smith's avatar

You're a Fuckin' Liar ... the homeless guy is a commie Left-Wing nutcase with absolutely nothing to do with the Republican Party or MAGA. Not only are You a Fucking Liar, YOU'RE A PROPAGANDIST.

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Justin Smith's avatar

HahaHahahaha .... Thank You for Your support. Perhaps it's a bit too harsh for some. And to that I do understand. I'm not everyone's Cup O' Tea .... just got banned from Twitter & Facebook within an hour of each today ..... Hahahaha

Oh well ..... there's still the street corners, so long as our 2nd Amend rights stay intact.

Thank You Again, Good Citizen, for Fighting the Good Fight and working to preserve Freedom and Liberty in America.

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Mark Bisone's avatar

I thought the contest was over.

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Ulana Irène's avatar

Hilarious! The bloggers are having a field day with Paul Pelosi. There’s a treasure trove of hysterical memes on twitter. When you find them, share with your friends.

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Laura Noncomplier's avatar

I needed a good laugh about now, thanks for the pink hammer picture

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Sathanas Juggernaut's avatar

To be fair his bathroom is probably bigger than most people's apartments.

In the same way Michael Jackson "slept with children in his room" when his bedroom is a two storey affair that's basically the same as a small family house.

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Fat Rabbit Iron's avatar

Thanks to you and Sage Hana, my first reaction to seeing that story was to suspect a false flag. Once you see who these people are, you can't unsee it.

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SheThinksLiberty's avatar

OK...is that pink hamma actually a thing -- if you'll pardon the expression? Clearly showing my naivetΓ© here. Truth told, I've led a sheltered life and don't get out much. LOL!

Excellent post, Good Citizen. Will share. (BTW, back in the day when I tended bar, every single time the DJ would just start that MC Hammer song, the place would erupt and the dance floor would fill. Good times.)

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Brandon is not your bro's avatar

Nancy did she hire this guy ?

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Curtis's avatar

I don't think Nancy planned this a la Jussey Smollett. Simply an eff'd up lover's spat....

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RE Nichols's avatar

Paul got angry because it was his turn to use the powder blue hammer. "How come I always get the pink one?"

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Audrey's avatar

🀣

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Brandon is not your bro's avatar

Where was Jesse?

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SheThinksLiberty's avatar

He could not be reached for comment.

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Brandon is not your bro's avatar

Cause the noose was too tight

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