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Dear Good Citizen,

Your writing is so BAAAAAAD that it appears you must be blind! How dare you RAM all of this down our throats! WETHER or not you agree with other writers, your criticizems are SHEAR nonsense. I’m tempted to bust your MUTTON sometimes! I am a paid subscriber and feel I’ve been FLEECED. Once again you’ve pulled the WOOL over the eyes of your HERD. Good day, Sir. I’m off to enjoy my MOUFLON.

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Frontrunner so far. A true honor to digest.

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signed, Bill Gates Balls

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And EWE made my day ;)

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Also, I felt CHARGED to comply with your request.

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Look out below. Mark Bisone is on the rise.

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God bless ewe.. I subscribed. This “Nerdcore Ubermensch” is reminiscent of Bermas. Laughter makes the research grow fonder!

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Oct 21, 2022Liked by Good Citizen

Masterpiece article! Want to share this but nobody reads anything I share😂🐶

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Oct 21, 2022·edited Oct 21, 2022Author

You can insult me instead for a free T-shirt. 😂

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Oct 21, 2022Liked by Good Citizen

😂😂 tough task but I'll work on it!

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I will Kelliann.. even if from south Detroit 😁

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Excellent post. (And not because of the appreciated shout-out - thank you.) I almost spit out my coffee with this line: "The receipts of the killer shots are now coming in and they’re uglier than taking a shit jumping."

To your larger points on censorship - how do we all not understand by now the necessity of avoiding that slippery slope? Who cares if someone sees the world differently? I don't honestly get it. The threat of it.

On taking back the language and framing - couldn't agree more. Friends of mine who say they 'know' about the deceit and scam that is Covid - will still tell me about one of their kids testing positive. It's beyond maddening that even those who supposedly get the lie, still perpetuate it. What is that?? How did this become a mindless ritual so quickly accepted? Not to mention the utter idiocy of the actual 'test' that isn't a test. It's like a kind of ritualistic submission - Yes you may cram that long thing up my nasal cavity, precariously close to my brain? What?

Lately I've been hearing myself say two these two things: "I don't think I'm ever getting over this." And two: "What am I missing?" Re the first - it's almost funny how I thought I could get over it; re the second, it's almost assured I'm missing many things.

We humans, we try to understand our world. Thanks.

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That slippery slope might be generational and regional. It appears they stopped teaching the concept of free speech thirty years ago more or less. In Europe they've never had it, anywhere. Mean tweets will get the cops at your front door in a dozen EU countries. It's the one thing I miss most about the states, being surrounded by people who really understand and value that essential liberty and why no state or company should ever have the power to undermine it.

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A perfect example of one of the many things I don't know.

That's surprising to me given the lessons of Nazism and its European roots. How do we not learn these (recent) lessons? (I still think there's a technological spell - some of us are immune to.)

I know they stopped talking about it in US schools; they stopped any real education about what it means to be a citizen, let along a human, a sovereign being.

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Oct 21, 2022Liked by Good Citizen

We humans, we're only selectively rational, and very selective about what, to boot. At best 😉

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😊👍

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Oct 21, 2022Liked by Good Citizen

Great article. I'm personally a virus skeptic but it's more important now to focus on prepping for the coming storm. The most important lesson I learned from COVID is that ALL vaccines have zero benefit and can only cause harm (even if "infectious viruses" turn out to be real). Vaccines are and have always been about depopulation.

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Oct 21, 2022·edited Oct 21, 2022Author

Virus skeptics welcome. Yes, the bigger fish need frying. It was all a premise for vaccine crimes. After the CDC vote it's clear they won't stop and the agenda must be depopulation.

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...it's more important now to focus on prepping for the coming storm.

I agree. At this point, the damage is done. We need to think about how to move forward. There's an opportunity here for a renaissance, but it will require effort. Voting alone isn't enough. We have to fight back with our lifestyle.

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Oct 21, 2022·edited Oct 21, 2022Liked by Good Citizen

I have it on (actually) good authority that you've stashed both Anthony Fauci's soul and Bill Gates' testicles in a glass phylactery, down in that basement where you keep all your sex traffic slave whores and drug mules. My contacts at the Freemasons' distaff "White Sky" faction inform me that you're using these materials to cast glacier-melting spells on behalf of your Globohomo masters, in exchange for blood transfusions from murdered Tunisian children. All the shit you write on this stack is controlled opposition, or a false flag, or a honeypot scam, or a crytopcurrency ad, or a Jewish conspiracy, or an Amish conspiracy, or an illusion crafted by the elite cybernetic servitors of the Omnissiah.

All I know for sure is this: You are a LIAR, sir. Everything you WRITE and SAY and THINK is a LIE.

Your whole LIFE is a LIE! This whole COURT is out of order!

STOP PRETENDING THINGS ARE TRUE.

Now where's my tee-shirt, fuckface?

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Tactically nuked. This area is now uninhabitable. A real pleasure to take in!!

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We’re not worthy! I can’t, however, in good measure like this post because I’ve had that damn yellow classic t-shirt sitting in my shopping cart for a month, waiting for inflation, gas prices, home prices and interest rates to go down. Game on!

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If it helps, I won't accept the prize if I win, and will donate it to the runner-up. This cat truly doesn't want to be found, even by a t-shirt company.

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I. Censoring Incorrect Ideas — Eugyppius Responds

[Does he? Do I care? Hardly! Trying to stay awake long enough to read his myopic tripe is difficult.]

II. Intermezzo Directo — Insult me!

[No, I fucking won't be told what to do. Damned dictator! As if we don't have enough wannabe Hitlers on the planet atm.]

III. Content Moderation — Globopsycho Loves This

[Cancel Culture is a weapon of mass denial of the obvious. Only the lobotomised have failed to notice. If that includes you, I am not sorry to bring it up.]

IV. PCR — Performing Criminal Rituals

[PCR - Planetary Chaos Regime

PCR - Penetrating Chump's Rectums

PCR - Producing Crap Results

PCR - Population Colossal Reduction]

ps

Your writing is so vapid that I am compelled to read everything you write just to satisfy myself that you remain as dull and dreary as I first suspected.

pps

YOU DO.

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Superb multi directional approach with a real gut punch postscript. Thank you Frances.

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You are welcome! Far be it for me to deny you the verbal thrashing you so desperately seek! BDSM of the mind is so tantalising. Can we do it more often?

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Oh, I thought you were in it for a t-shirt.

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No! Good grief, I NEVER wear t-shirts. I am strictly a dressy kinda gal. Do you do tight lycra or latex? I am only here for the buzz of teasing you! 😄

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Frances, I never thought I'd get turned on in a Substack hit-piece on censorship. You made my day.

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Versatility is an art, dear Navyo! Humour is essential if we are going to get through this dark phase. I am, at 70 years of age, absolutely delighted that I can still turn someone on! Marvellous! 😏 Who knew? 😂

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Ha ha!! Yes!! Humour and sensuality both. They are so sorely lacking in today's world and both are desperately needed! Can you imagine the revolution? Everyone getting turned on laughing our heads off?!! I have a sneaky feeling that might be the worst possible scenario for the evil elite.

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Oct 21, 2022Liked by Good Citizen

So Eugy is banning people for 100 years because, essentially, he is irritated by his readers and he doesn't have the time to refute their statements?

Why not? Seems like nature is healing when every argument in Bavaria devolves into fascism.

Substack Author Uber Alles!!!

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Oct 21, 2022Liked by Good Citizen

Good Citizen, I too am gen X. Also 1000% agree that speech free from censorship is THE most important freedom upon which all others are built. Why, why do clever people not understand this simple truth? Maybe they are more clever than good...

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Well said. Now I do ban two types of people: those that send me sexually explicit content and obvious spammers, which sometimes overlap (I made $7835 last week posting XXX content! Click here to see more!). I haven't had much of that on Substack, but I still have 96 comments pending moderation to my other website, almost all in Russian language (which I don't speak/read). I'm assuming they are all bot generated spam but I'm thinking of letting them all rip just to raise my site profile and make it look more active in there. Disagreements over some aspect of the nature of reality or the clown show we are stuck in wouldn't make my list of things to censor. So you're not going to ban me for saying that I feel that Nirvana songs are too tedious to listen to?

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Substack's spam filter appears to be working well getting out the muck, though haven't any Russian muck. On the Nirvana slander, you get only 14 year bans here. Pearl Jam 11 years. The Good Citizen offended legislature is working on all the rest.

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I've never cared much for Pearl Jam either LMAO! What's next Counting Crows (actually I did like Runaway Train)...Can I break even on reinstatement if I say I'm a Taylor Swift fan?

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Oct 21, 2022·edited Oct 21, 2022Author

Runaway train never coming back. Sounds like censorship. If you're a taylor swift fan it will be a long december, but there's reason to believe, you'll only get a 33 year ban. One year for every boy who broke her heart.

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That sounds like longer than 33 years!

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😂

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Oct 21, 2022Liked by Good Citizen

Why are you wasting your time quibbling online with this Eugyppius ‘tard? I’ve never heard of him/her/they/it before. You are far to intelligent to be wasting your effort like that. It would be more productive (or at least making an effort) if you had a discourse with a CDC or FDA Scientist, an advisory board MD, a governor or any local politician. I usually like your writing but this felt like I was listening to a colleague at work gossiping.

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Not bad at all. Bonus points for pronouns and the "discourse" with bureaucrats and pols.

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Dammit, I totally missed the flashing(!) telltale signs—and yet my reaction can be read as if I didn’t 😂 The boon & bane of verbal exchange for you, in all glorious ambiguity. Fortified by confirmation bias, fuelled by smugness of righteous indignation.

You never know w/o crutches of much broader contextual clues. And even then, ackshully 🤔

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Oct 21, 2022·edited Oct 21, 2022Liked by Good Citizen

On lagging second thought... Must be a meta set of multidimensional chess 🤔 Sarcasm is known to translate poorly over the interwebs; Poe's law lost count of victories long ago 🤦

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Oct 21, 2022·edited Oct 21, 2022Liked by Good Citizen

Right, here ya go! 🤣 TGC sure could use thoughtful advice wrt how to use his singular talents; a radical course correction is in urgent order!

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Oct 21, 2022Liked by Good Citizen

💬 offense is taken, never given.

QED. 😝

A cheap knock off of casedemic-cum-woke cheatbook this is, you wicked Controller luring us unsuspecting (mis)gendered ewes to feverishly vie for a prize that never comes. Nebulous proxy marker for fathomless smth? Arbitrary cycle threshold? You're the champion bcuz my lived experience tells so? Check check check. That’s the metrics, no? 🤬

The game is rigged, the house always wins. I’m insulted. To the very core. How dare you say I’m not?! I’m the only valid expert™ to judge 😇

Otoh, a brilliant move to spin the wheel already invented and proven hard to work like a charm 👌 Kudos! 😁

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Oct 21, 2022Liked by Good Citizen

So, trying to find a vet who won’t care that the latest rescue kitty has had/will have zero vaccines; he’s the control; also planning how to never go back to my PCP.

Points:

1) stay out of hospital;

2) mortal coil shedding;

3) hone “5 W’s” re #2;

4) people I hear best speak Life; truthful and sensible; they also listen and learn;

5) they have boundaries;

6) they don’t impose those on others;

Nourish, breathe, sunshine, hydrate and detoxify. Love. Have fun.

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Oct 21, 2022·edited Oct 21, 2022Liked by Good Citizen

For all the "top-down" approach to newspeak, what is and what isn't allowed to say in the name of science, and what is science, there is another stream in this discussion that I recognise more and more often.

If one wants to discuss these topics like PCR validity with some sense of common reason, or any other debateable topic for that matter, I find I'm constantly confronted with a score of people who inject remarks like "the earth is flat", "we did not go to the moon", "listen to Ronald Bernhard, he knows". These kinds of "fact spewers" are more recently interjected by organisations like the rainbow flag league, BLM, Antifa who attempt to hijack the discussion to put in their two cents.

Granted, from my own experience, more often then not these are nothing but a bunch of pot smoking mouth breathers looking for clout or clicks. But I'm afraid there's something more insidious going on here. It is the "bottom-up" detraction to reasonable debate, and I wouldn't put it past them that they are purposely injecting these outlandish narratives to diminish credability of the crowd with a healthy skepticism.

As for the insult, I really don't want to, but you asked for it: You're shallow.

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The best course is to ignore them. It's possible there are plants dropping poison bait to diminish credibility. But the rational clear headed will simply ignore these plants and be confident in the fact there are no greater entities lacking credibility in the universe than the authority figures in charge responsible for crimes against humanity and those still going along with it.

How shallow?

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Pot smoking, mountain dew guzzling, bad teeth mouth breather shallow. The kind of shallow that a baby can't drown in. The kind of shallow that you get from a 15 year old mom who wants to teach you their life lessons. The kind of shallow you get when a politician says "trust me, I'll be there for you".

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That's more like it! 😂

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Yeah, it's sad how some people got an automatic block to any data that challenges their knowledge and experience.

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An excellent article with crystal clear thinking.

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Oct 21, 2022·edited Oct 21, 2022Liked by Good Citizen

And vying for the T-shirt… even if the article was written by a goober doofus.

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PCR was part of the whole mask thing … comply comply comply. C-sections and non- emergent surgeries were canceled. No flights to Hawaii if positive… I could go on . PCR was and is meaningless

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