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Vonu's avatar

Maybe you should stop dating prostitutes if you don't want to pay them.

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Silverbullitt's avatar

Let me offer some sage advice handed down to me from the prophet Damone:

First of all, GS, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, X. Hi."

Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it."

Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?"

Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of ya. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice."

And five – now this is the most important, GS. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV."

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