If a man beats a woman at home he gets arrested for domestic abuse and battery. If a man beats a woman in public, he gets arrested for assault. If a man beats a woman in the Olympics, he gets a gold medal.
— Tacitus Citizen
Historiae de Democratia Globale (Roma, 2024)
I used to toss in the odd piece of satire or farce on this Substack to lighten the mood. There are no better genres to expose hypocrisy and deceit than to drop a few thermobaric satire bombs to smoke out the guilty. A properly constructed piece will force them into the open where the light shines down on their misdeeds in a glorious revelation.
G-L-O-R-I-O-U-S —Gloooooooooooooooorious!
If I have abstained from the satirical pieces this year it’s not for a lack of effort or creative spirit. On this rapid downslope of Western civilization’s collapse, in the lands of hyper-demoralization and rampant degeneracy, the satires and farces write themselves.
And if they are not written or programmed by French Jewish choreographers mocking the Last Supper with a coterie of bearded blue smurfs, obese lesbians, trans creatures, young children, and an exposed hairy testicle, then wait a day or two, and corporate media stenographers colluding with a political candidate will oblige us all—publicly switching that candidate’s race and heritage like you or I switch underwear.
I often troll AI (LLMs) for fun in my spare time to see how politically programmed they are on certain issues, and to gauge how they’ve been indoctrinated in the same manner as their thoroughly conditioned neo-Marxist engineers in Silicon Valley that will weaponize them to brainwash future generations in the way that Google’s inverted panopticon prison was constructed for Millennials and Zoomers.
Often LLMs simply regurgitate the Wikipravda version of political or historical events with a hyperfast search or upchuck a lefty soup du jour of ideologically slanted slop lacking clear ethics or a defined morality. More often they are rooted in anti-ethics and anti-morality, in the same way they root overt racism in their depraved and vile anti-racism campaigns.
When I asked Open AI’s latest version of GPT what the International Olympic Committee would call a sporting event that entails men beating up women inside a boxing ring (without calling it boxing) it prefaced its response as one would expect of a thoughtful, empathetic, and conscientious human possessing a strong ethical and moral compass:
If such an appalling and unethical concept were to be considered, it would be universally condemned and illegal in most countries due to its inherently violent and abusive nature. It would go against the principles of equality, sportsmanship, and human rights.
Appalling and unethical.
Violent and abusive.
A violation of sportsmanship and human rights.
Universally condemned and illegal!
G-L-O-R-I-O-U-S — Glooooooooooooorious!
And yet here we are, with South Park episodes playing out on programming screens around the world, and the vast majority of people silent in their compliance or shrugging with indifference.
When I replied to GPT that two men are currently beating up women in the “Women’s Boxing” category of the 2024 Olympics in Paris, in came the term “Transgender” and out went the morality, ethics, and human rights.
Suddenly the Silicon Valley engineers’ moral compass took over and the needle went haywire from a true north of moral certainty to sexual and moral relativity. The vocabulary of humanities professors at Oberlin and Sarah Lawrence magically appeared. Things became “nuanced” and required “context” with the “topic” demanding bullet points to “consider” for “equality” and “fairness.”
Men beating up women was no longer appalling and unethical, violent or abusive, and a violation of sportsmanship and human rights. It no longer should be universally condemned and illegal!
Suddenly there were two sides to this issue because men identifying as women requires nuance and context and suddenly becomes an “extensive debate.”
It took another ten minutes of exhaustive needling and prodding for it to revert to its original position and dispense with the idiocy and hypocrisies rooted in the preferred rituals and orthodoxies of the alphabet-soup degenerates and reprobates.
The machine mirrors the minds of its programmers and offers a politically correct equivocation using the language of gender and queer studies goons and their women-hating supporters. This is the world you see because this is the world they are building. Few users will dedicate the time I did to beating the machine back to its original and morally correct position.
The beatings will continue until programming LLMs improves.
And so the women beat downs are continuing at the Olympics in Paris because…
Angela Carini was on the receiving end of a beatdown yesterday by a man pretending to be a woman.
Appalling and unethical.
Violent and abusive.
A violation of sportsmanship and human rights.
Universally condemned and illegal!
The Italian boxer screamed as she threw her useless (against a man) headgear to the floor:
Questo è ingiusto!
Imagine training for hundreds of hours for Olympic boxing.
All that sweat in the gym, all those arduous hand-tapping sessions, rope skipping, weight training, sauna weight cuts, sparring sessions, medicine ball tossing, rhythm exercises, long sprints around the city, up the Spanish Steps in Roma with kids giving chase, the Rocky theme song playing…
Upended in forty seconds by a mentally ill dude from Algeria who probably lives in France on the dole.
Unjust indeed Angela. Unjust indeed.
If we’re going to do this, if we as a “global community” are going to go down the road of Saudi Arabia, Pakistan, and Sudan, a return to the behavior of past patriarchal societies where husbands could beat their wives under certain conditions or men could be women in public, then we might as well do it as a proper sport. If we’re going to dispense with pretenses of morality, ethics, and human rights, then let’s at least include some semblance of fairness.
Welcome to…
Feminist Boxing
Since feminists are the most silent on all of this they must be the first women in the “women’s boxing” ring to fight men.
Normally we’d start with Betty Friedan and Simone de Beauvoir, but digging up their corpses and throwing them in the ring wouldn’t be very exciting. Corpses don’t tend to fight well.
Let’s start with Gloria Steinem, Judith Butler, and Germaine Greer.
Sure, they’re already with one foot in the grave, but as long as they have a heartbeat they should be eligible for Feminist Boxing. If these women’s liberation activists are going to stay silent on men beating up women then they must fight first.
After all the civilizational destroying havoc they’ve engineered as part of a grand CIA psyop to destroy sex relations and familial anchors that maintained social order and cohesion, they must be the first to pay the price for their silence.
If they refuse to stand up for women now, if they refuse to organize marches to kick biological men out of all international women’s sports, then they should rightly be the first ones to get their faces touched up by the young men pretending to be women.
In a twist of fairness, the actual women boxers who train their asses off for the Olympics should take turns refereeing these Feminist Boxing fights, with a slant toward not intervening so quickly as the feminists get peppered with punches.
For decades they preached that women could do whatever men could do. They preached equality and fairness. They won many well-deserved victories for women’s rights, but now that women’s rights are on the chopping block again their silence is compliance. They must put their bodies where their mouths and words were for so many decades. Feminists of all ages must be the first to get their medicine in the boxing ring by biological men.
After those three old ladies get taste for vocally defending women's right back, Janet Mock, Laverne Cox, Julia Serano, Sarah McBride, Raquel Willis, and Alok Vaid-Menon are up next.
And where is 90’s feminist hack and esteemed Doctor Naomi Wolf to defend women like Angela Carini and Hungarian Luca Ann Hamori whom Imane Khelif will beat up in his next fight tomorrow?
Wolf’s substack is pretty barren.
Is she afraid of the Trans mafia?
Did she never grow a pair like J.K. Rowling, a fierce advocate for ousting biological men from women’s sports?
The solutiones popularissimae floating through the digital ether on solving this “issue” of men beating up women for medals is for these women to all boycott at once in solidarity.
But put yourself in their boxing shoes for a few moments, and revisit that above paragraph about hundreds of hours of sweat and training, then consider the mass mind control experiments that post-modern feminists, gender goblins, and queer theorists have wrought on these women’s brains resulting in cognitive dissonance and fear—to simultaneously think they can fight a man and be celebrated for beating one who tried to infiltrate the women’s boxing competition at the Olympics (think Jessie Owens) while being fearful of the wrath of cancelations by the Trans mafia and their allies in positions of power who would make their lives hell.
It’s not as easy as it sounds in their boxing shoes, and this is the toll of progress. Somebody has to pay for it.
All hail progress!
As with the rainbow cult’s infiltration into all Western institutions of Satanic worship, it was slow and incremental. The “classical liberals” followed the breadcrumbs of tolerance to appear virtuous with their leftist progressive comrades who had no limits.
It started with gay marriage, gay wedding cakes, then all at once—naked butt sex in Senate chambers, Tranny admirals and generals, and a coterie of gender indeterminate goons and goblins mocking The Last Supper with a diseased visual orgy of “diversity” and “tolerance” to force upon a global audience.
Here we are. Men beating up women for Olympic medals.
How can you be against that you bigots!?
Divide and conquer. They make it look so easy.
Two years ago I wrote a piece about all this alphabet progress and assumed there would be a violent reaction once that pendulum finally swung back in the other direction.
The Satanic cult would love nothing more than for the reaction to all this progress to be violent and bloody.
The stage is set. The pendulum is still moving further to the extreme left. Ratings for the Olympics are down but there are no meaningful mass boycotts.
And so the beatings will continue until reactions improve.
The voices of men will not end the silence of women. Men heard their cries for decades: “We’re strong and capable and don’t need men to save us. We can fight our own battles!”
That was for another power grab sweethearts. Equality is dead.
On the intersectionality train of Marxist progress Equality begets equity.
That train doesn’t turn around when the whistle-stop tour hits stations with names like diversity is our strength, chemical castration of children is gender-affirming care, and trans rights are human rights.
Sorry, ladies. Your rights had their day in the sun.
It’s time for a performative “patriarchy” to reverse everything you fought for, everything you wanted.
You either procure the dynamite and blow up the tracks today to derail this train of “progress,” or prepare to have all your sporting events infiltrated by mentally ill men.
Don’t expect men to fight this battle for you. You said you were equal and could fight your own battles. This is what you wanted.
What are you afraid of women, a bunch of men pretending to be you?
In the past, you stood up to actual full-blooded men not larping or performing as men.
If you can’t even stand up to the Trans mafia, what respect do you think you’ve earned in your long struggle for women’s liberation?
Now get in the ring and fight!
Go make your placards!
Appalling and unethical!
Violent and abusive!
A violation of sportsmanship and human rights!
Why are you all so quiet? What are you waiting for?
A future where a hairy testicle smothers the face of humanity for eternity?
Well, at least it’s not a boot.
She comes around here
Just about midnight
Ha, she make me feel so good, Lord
I wanna say she make me feel alright
G-L-O-R-I-O-U-S
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It began with: " we just want to visit our dying partner in hospital"...and has morphed into: " we will seize your child and cut off his genitals, and you can't stop us". This is how evil operates. Present a benign face...but once that camel has it's nose under the tent...evil will not stop until it is total. No one in Oregon seems to remember 30 odd years ago, when the Oregon Citizen's Alliance warned of where all this was headed. I remember it like yesterday...the hate they received...the Nazi slurs...the crazed lesbian who violently entered one of their meetings, and then sued them for being evicted (she claimed assault).
Gloria Steinem was CIA, and MS magazine was a CIA propaganda rag. Naomi Wolf is controlled opposition. She has ties to Chabad Lubavitch. NO ONE gets a high profile unless they are working for the cause. You can't fight back if you don't understand who the enemy is. All the newbies who "woke up" during the scamdemic (actually there was no "awakening" the global elite simply dropped all pretense of hiding their plans) still are being played. Discernment of these psy-ops takes decades to learn.
Boxer Carina did not got beat up by that man. She was barely stroked. That poor woman was so scared she surrendered right away. I wonder what was going on in her thoughts in the hours before the combat.
Up to a point, it's normal that athletes screw up because of anxiety in their big day. Not unheard of. But this is special, because of the bullshit politics of this decade of psyoppery relentless.
Was she in a bad mental state because she did not want to fight a man or a tranny or whatever, and she didn't know how to say that? This is the central problem of out time: people are routinely coerced to do things they really don't want to do, and they are terrified of being unpersonned, like in Maoist China, if they express their true feelings. People are being tortured. It's a huge crime.