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I am a u s citizen born in USSR

I am a good citizen and so is my cat

I wrote a song about him you can hear in YouTube

Felini Calypso

US Congress wants to send me back to Russia

My three words of Russian I know:

Ya Nisnaya, Harashowe

Who will take care of my baby Felini?

When I get deported?

Ya Nisnaya Harashowe

I'm glad Putin blew up the bioweapon labs that are just biolabs with pathogens that aren't really bioweapons, just cat treats

Regards

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Mar 15, 2022·edited Mar 15, 2022Liked by Good Citizen

God bless you, Grasshopper. I'm sure there are lots of people that want you here and not deported. My heart bleeds for you being in insane world, amongst the enemies. Please stay safe. --- What do your 3 words mean? I know, hello and good-bye. Prevyet and dasvadonya. (I haven't a clue it they're spelled correctly.)

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Right on

Goddess bless

Ya is I

Nis Naya means don't know

Harashowe means okay

I don't know , okay?

Ya Nisnaya Harashowe

There's no spelling Russia correctly in English...

Thanks

I doubt they'll deport me but I am sure they'd love to see me leave their city of San Francisco killafornia

But I have no where to go and no one to go to

Regards

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San Francisco, California?

You're already in Hell, so any move would be an improvement on your situation.

I hope that came across as humourous sarcasm and not just me being a dick.

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"Falsehood in war time" sounds like the same soundbites our government has been using against its own citizens for the past two years. Calling us traitors and terrorists for saying things they don't like or voting "wrong," Many other Americans see Washington as having declared war on us.

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Mar 15, 2022Liked by Good Citizen

Wow I like what you've done here. Flipped the tables to show the point of view of Russia. This is very clever.

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The Good Citizen definitely has a knack!!!!!!

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Mar 15, 2022Liked by Good Citizen

The Babylon Bee has serious competition.

"Trans Warriors Embedded with Mexican Hot Tamale Battalion Are Fierce".

Awesome.

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Yeah, kind of wondering what happened to those brave Trans embedded with the Hot Tamales? Are they still undercover? Or have thy come out in the heat of the hardened troops in San Fran?

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Mar 15, 2022Liked by Good Citizen

Find myself now hooked on UK Column News via RUMBLE: Mon/Wed/Fri their approximately 1.5 hour, low budget, intelligent, dry takes on the viccissitudes of broadcast hokem being fed and regurgitated to the masses rivals your insights. Thanks for the intro, and thanks for continuing to call attention to Tucker’s and Tulsi’s treasonous misdismal.

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Mar 16, 2022Liked by Good Citizen

I not only love your intellect GC but your followers, who write such intelligent and humorous responses. Lights up my day!

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Glad Belize joned the alliance.

Well, he came down on vacation, 'cause he liked the tropic sun

Margaritas and the music, made it all seem fun

He bought a piece of heaven on the Caribbean seas

He's a happy little camper in Belize

He began to build a condo, but the labor cost was high

His partner stole his money, that left him high and dry

His land is still a mudhole, where you sink up to your knees

And he's just another gringo in Belize

He's a planner, he's a dreamer, he's a sordid little schemer

Seems to think that money grows on trees

He's a whiner, he's a loser, he's a pothead, he's a boozer

He's just another gringo in Belize

Well, he used to have a girlfriend that now he can't afford

Since one of his investments got busted at the border

He wasted all his money paying bribes and fines and fees

And he's just another gringo in Belize

Oh, he sold his motorcycle, somebody stole his boat

They ran it on the reef and now the damn thing just won't float

The only thing's that free is mud, mosquitoes and the breeze

And he's just another gringo in Belize

Now he'll drink a beer for breakfast, he'll chase it with rum punch

He's smoking up his dinner, he's a snorting up his lunch

He's been wasted on the mainland, now he's stoned out in the Cayes

And he's just another gringo in Belize

He's just another gringo in Belize

Sounds like a pretty good goddamned life to me

The late, great Jerry Jeff Walker!!

We meed a little levity from time to time. Good article, will be linking tomorrow @https://nothingnewunderthesun2016.com/

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amen. the music is ours. not theirs. 'the memory of all that. they can't take that away, from, me.'

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Wow, Canada sure seems to be on the same page as the US even though it is in this SATA organization which I've never heard of

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Mar 15, 2022Liked by Good Citizen

Does SATA have a webpage or is this just brilliant satire?

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Mar 15, 2022Liked by Good Citizen

I'm glad you liked my comment, but as a new viewer, I just want you to confirm that this is satire

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Mar 15, 2022·edited Mar 15, 2022Author

Edit: I would call it an inversion of reality of the past 8 years. The only things made up are a few names.

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It's the best 'Table turning' ever!

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I'm serious, it's easy for us to come up with a 'shoe on the other foot' scenario, I've even used Hawaii. but this, with dates and references and all. As Neanderthals in Texas (Joe Biden) might say" Shut my mouth".

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Mar 15, 2022Liked by Good Citizen

Yes, it's satire. Putting us in the position Russia is in. "Turn about, is fair play."

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Thanks, just checking...you never know these days! LOL

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You folks may be interested in Antony Sutton's book on America and Russia entitled:

"The Best Enemy Money Can Buy"....it is expensive if you buy it on Ebay but can be downloaded for free here: http://www.lovethetruth.com/books/antony_sutton/the_best_enemy_money_can_buy.pdf

Antony Sutton - http://antonysutton.com/ - was a member of Stanford University's Hoover Institute but was thrown out over his numerous writings on the deep state...he died in 2002

If Putin is a good guy in the current conflict, he has definitely gone off the reservation....see also Franchot Pearson's Youtube video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsDzEiLAnMI

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Oh, Bandit. Don't be too too sure. Satire can shade into prophecy. I suspect our turn is coming. When the petrodollar gets displaced or replaced, and other nations stop buying our T-bills being sold so we can finance our wars, our debt on past wars, and even our social services -- well, everyday in the USA will become more like an average day in Kensington, Philly PA: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOuf_kStlWnhuauw4ce8l-w

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I keep wondering if all the players, NATO, China, Russia, et al are playing the same game and fooling all us dispensable humans....Putin was one of Herr Schwab's young global leaders...I hope someone can find that Youtube video where Schwab was bragging about his cadre of young tyrants

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Bravo. Maps and memes always tell the story better than any bugman buzzwords.

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She's a valuable asset. Could probably protect the continent from the entire Russian ICBM arsenal.

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Mar 15, 2022Liked by Good Citizen

I got dibs on Golfberg to take my six; if I were to fall backwards I’d want Whoopi as a cushion.

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Exactly. I read that said "YES YES YES!" I came here to endorse it, only to find your comment doing the same. The best thing John Kerry could ever do for climate change is learn how to make ZOOM calls.

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