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Man, you're taking this writing to a whole new level. The semi-surreal style captures the unprecedented evil oozing from almost every pore of the body politic. Great article, therefore The New Yorker, Ms., Rolling Stone, The Nation, and Village Voice wouldn't touch it with a ten-foot pole. They're all captured and fake. This piece reminds me of Jim Morrison & The Doors' "Texas Radio and The Big Beat"...

"Listen to this, and I'll tell you 'bout the heartache

I'll tell you 'bout the heartache and the loss of God

I'll tell you 'bout the hopeless night

The meager food for souls forgot

I'll tell you 'bout the maiden with wrought iron soul

I'll tell you this

No eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn"

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Great as usual. Don't ever lose the unabashed sharp edged sarcasm. Its one of the few things we have left in this world that keeps us going.

We're currently in the mountains back here in Poland on holiday, and tonight at the dinner buffet a guy with his family sat near us and on his hoodie it was written "Mother Earth is Speaking. It's time to listen. " I let out an involuntary chuckle when I saw it and thought to myself, I'd bet the farm he's the douchebag with the Tesla charging in the hotel parking lot.

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lol. They're everywhere. Tesla, apple watch, Alexa, google "smart" home system, Nike winter half zip made by 6 year old Bangladeshi. "The earth is crying out."

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Don't forget the "Stand with Ukraine" yard sign.

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Of course, the current thing!

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I will just pile on with those who are (deservedly) swelling your head.

This is a marvelous piece. I read many pieces every day, and this one merited a second reading...which was still as juicy as the first. Just wanted to make sure I did not miss anything.

I can only hope that your impact spreads far and wide. This is a worthy read for content, style, messaging and because it is just fun.

Bravo!

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"Ohhhh, this is good....very good", channeling the voice of Anthony Hopkin's Hannibal Lector. You do have a novel in the making, don't you? Sci-fyish, perhaps? Ya got it in ya, ya know. But, I'm sure you've heard that before...about a jizzillion times.

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Mein Kampflos

The official authorized autobiography of an oblique genius.

Mein Kampflos: Mine without a struggle.

By, Klitz Schlub

Founder of World Technocracy Front.

"Now I will tell you everything and you will know your master."

Preorder available April 1.

Official post announcement soon.

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Really? Well, of course. I expected there had to be a work in progress. You're not kidding me are you?

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Nein

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Satire 😃👏

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1. this was good!--I stand...er dog paddle--with the dolphins, who bein' unjabbed fer the moment, have their third eyes intact--they are smart sentient beings.... as is...

2. Shatner... first check out the entire interview below 'fore ya judge him too harshly. It's purdy enjoyable... His maudlin weirdo reaction to faux flight was a one off ("acteurs"--bein' one I know this-- are emotional folk and may react unpredictably to roles dear an' imagery evocative... jus' sayin'). The guy's sharp, genuine, charming AND a huge FAN of "conspiracy books" (mentioned near the end). Constantly reading, questioning....curious old fart, good on 'im! He's still my CappyTan -- AND his Beatles covers are brilliant (he knows it's camp! he LOVES it!). Don't underestimate this geezer prematurely--give geese a chance!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGDIZwEcug8&t=2s

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Seen all that. Always thought him a funny and fun loving chap, but he's been pushing the climate scam and overpopulation for over a decade now, so he's officially a gormless cunt in my book.

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Fuck him and everyone else that has no gorm!

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Damn the teacher who taught me about 'speed reading'.

I have to read everything 3 times.

No comment necessary, as well. best

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Me too. 😩

Agreed 100%.

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“Not one of these sick fucks has taken a shotgun blast to the face yet.”

Could it be as simple as that, Captain?

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Probably not. It would take a few thousand of them but a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single shotgun blast.

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Beam the sheep 🐑 🐑 🐑 🐑 up Scotty so they can get a better view of the "Big Picture". Good read as usual and will be linking as usual @https://nothingnewunderthesun2016.com/

Always like how you incorporate the Doors/ Jim Morrison into some of your articles!!!

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The brain dead and emotionally vacuous are a fun bunch, provided they aren't allowed to decide anything for others (and perhaps themselves), so AI/3D/droid could be a safe alternative, for those that like that sort of comfort. I'm seeing a Dukcman episode [GripesOfWrath] in our future...

PS Fuck Shitner-I thought he was gonig to splatter his panties with GooOrigin from the moment he was named a media prop.

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Excellent, really, No comment necessary IMO

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This is a singularly gorgeous work of short form horror, GC. Thank you.

Too bad it rings so true.

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Thanks. Mark vs ChatGPT got me thinking a lot about our "replacements."

https://markbisone.substack.com/p/mark-vs-chatgpt-conclusions

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Luckily, our "replacements" are programmed by nihilistic infants, and seem about as sturdy as Glass Joe.

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Wow that was a thrilling ride.

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Earth needs a collective mind meld and wipe from Spock.

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ha ha... okay didn't know this but.... my intuition is that if he was sent stuff showin' how the climate tale is a tail napkin-- I betcha he'd come around fast.. just a gut feelin'-- he doesn't give two zuzim (or shitz) about what anyone else thinks from what I've seen'a him so he'd go rogue fast if he knew someone had thrown some wool over his eyes.... unlike many of his be-diapered peers-- Methinks he is not an inflexible stenotic-brained old fart... Der CappyTan IS curious and many of us (here now!) had to rinse off a lotta climate / limited resources slime dip (sheep dip?) that fer years we didn't even THINK to question... Many "starz" I enjoy are just LOST (no way they can be brought back to Earth).... but Shatner... somehow I feel there are some workin' brain cells yet....

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I like to think of him in the same light. Probably childhood programming and nostalgia and all that. Maybe he'd come around, but they control a lot of these celebrity props in ways we may never truly know. The more popular, often the more controlled. Perhaps I've ventured too deep on the bitchute Epstein-ish celebrity padeo doc rabbit holes, tom hanks, spielbergo, et. al. and it's turned me into a humorless, overly serious blindfolded ram who refuses to celebrate these cats any longer. But what if all that's true? Partially true? And if Shatner is as curious and smart as he seems, then the only logical conclusion captain is that he's lying intentionally for a reason.

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I haven't ventured down that rabbit hole yet, but it definitely wouldn't surprise me with politicians. I had a former friend who was close to many msm/political candidates and one time he hinted that if certain things were revealed to what actually happens behind closed doors the public would lose trust in them. He didn't say "what specifically" to cover his butt from being blackmailed if it ever got traced back to him.

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Wow

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Little do those dolphins know but we're making them into caldo de pescado at 600,000 hiroshima bombs a day means 9000 megatons of TNT. They won't be clicking for long. Bouillabaisse or cioppino, if you prefer but it will be delicious. Nows who's the smartest?!

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