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γ…€γ…€γ…€ γ…€'s avatar

You can't even have stand-up comedy any longer unless it's super PC and boring.

But, a non-PC joke of the day:

Q: What do you call the ladies' room with three 'trans-women' in it?

A: The men's room.

Evil Harry's avatar

Have a look at "comedy unleashed. They have very non pc comedy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8PEejozFL0

And the very un pc Frank Sanazi - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eiju6hHdxd8

γ…€γ…€γ…€ γ…€'s avatar

Thankies...I usually write silly 'Laffy Taffy' style jokes but after watching some d00sh insisting he's a woman and demanding to be able to use the women's bathroom I couldn't resist:

https://www.reddit.com/r/trashy/comments/tkcxjj/trans_woman_tries_to_use_womens_restroom_and_a/

What a freak.

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π™‚π™Šπ™Šπ˜Ώ π˜Ύπ™„π™π™„π™•π™€π™‰'s avatar

Haha. Classic. Nor the Airplane movies. None of the 80s stuff would get made either. Top Secret. Naked Gun. Police Academies. Everything is "offensive" with so many grievance groups and "victims". Nothing can be made fun of and every casting has to have a token quota to be met or it gets its own cancelled hashtag. Our new dark ages.

Bandit's avatar

I wish I could he around for the new Renaissance instead of the new dark ages. πŸ˜’

π™‚π™Šπ™Šπ˜Ώ π˜Ύπ™„π™π™„π™•π™€π™‰'s avatar

Me too Bandit. But hey, revisiting the classics every year never gets old and there's no shortage of them. Finding someone who has never experienced them and watching with them is sometimes like watching for the first time again. Sharing is caring.

Winston Smith's avatar

Let's not forget Not The Nine O'Clock News! Probably the best clips have been purged from YouTube. I'm surprised this is still up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qB0ZOu_EZ2M - such a classic - imagine doing this today but replacing Indians with transgenders or any other woke... well anything!

π™‚π™Šπ™Šπ˜Ώ π˜Ύπ™„π™π™„π™•π™€π™‰'s avatar

Haha. Superb. Didn't Biden just use that line unironically? 'poor people are just as capable as white people.' Everything comes full circle if one lives long enough.

γ…€γ…€γ…€ γ…€'s avatar

Heck yeah! Mel Brooks movies are timeless comedy gold! =0))))

ABBY NORMAL is the new normal!

Bandit's avatar

Frau Brucher. (Cue horse.) πŸ˜‚

γ…€γ…€γ…€ γ…€'s avatar

🐴🀣🀣🀣

Bandit's avatar

The 70's were bad ass! That's one of my favorite movies.

Professor's avatar

To the tune of "When a Man Loves a Woman"

When a man becomes a woman/

Can't keep his mind on nothin' else/

He traded his johnson/

For the good thing he's found/

If it's there, he can't see it/

He's bound back his dong/

And turn his back on his best friend/

If he calls her him/

When a man becomes a woman/

Spend his very last dime/

Trying to get others to call him a she/

He'd give up all his comforts/

Get implants that cause pain/

Cause he thinks that's the way, it ought to be/

When a man becomes a woman/

Don't be the last to know/

Cause if you use the wrong pronoun/

It will cause you misery/

π™‚π™Šπ™Šπ˜Ώ π˜Ύπ™„π™π™„π™•π™€π™‰'s avatar

Don't be the last to know πŸ˜‚ Missed you around here professor.

Winston Smith's avatar

Professor you are a poet!

Professor's avatar

Usually a little deeper but I do have a very warped sense of humor.

Winston Smith's avatar

Preach it bro! (sorry, am I allowed to us 'bro'?).

I just love "expert in Lesbian Aztecan child sacrifice dance theory" but be careful! You don't want to give them ideas - they could run with this one!

Fortunately I've got one of those oversized Oxford dictionaries (the ones with over 2K pages and you need a magnifier to read it) so my children's children can look up 'woman' and 'female' and see what they were back in the day (along with many other words now on the sacrificial altar of the god of woke).

π™‚π™Šπ™Šπ˜Ώ π˜Ύπ™„π™π™„π™•π™€π™‰'s avatar

Fahrenheit 451 is on the dystopian novel Venn diagram for Agenda 2030. Better hide that dictionary Winston. "We have reason to believe you're hiding books in your floorboards Mr. Smith."

John's avatar

I think it's time to make sure to finish out my collection of the referenced classic movies, before they are verboten.

Brilliant piece. I could hear it in my own voice, shouting from the Mtn top.

Winston Smith's avatar

Damn it, I shouldn't have spilled the beans. They will probably also find my copy of Little Women (the absurd science fiction portrait of a few NON-PROSTATE OWNERS who are being brainwashed into doing preposterous things like domestic duties all in the spirit of becoming what the author says is a 'woman' - whoever heard of such nonsense!).

Tank Hough's avatar

Hard times make hard men

Hard men make good times

Good times make weak men

Weak men make hard times.

Guess where we are presently?

Yup!

Bandit's avatar

LGBTQWERTY πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ Thank-you! --- The rest. 😭😭😭😭😭

Humdeedee's avatar

Wouldn't it be fun if Emerald Robinson and Good Citizen were to have a snark-off?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ₯²πŸ˜ƒ

The Watchman's avatar

Mr. Good Citizen, I am now thoroughly convinced I have a warped sense of humor. I haven't laughed so hard in a long time over a comment - "Just wait until they get Alexandria Occasional-Cortex and that little Swedish Autist who never even went to school to activate the Green Borg to move on beef eating monster truck driving heretics." You just forgot Awwnold "The Climatenator". Great article on all the wokeness "BS"

Linking as usual @https://nothingnewunderthesun2016.com/

Eric Peters also had a good article today along the same lines, that I am linking as well. His thesis being that if we accept this "BS", then what is the difference of accepting some old pervert identifying as a 14 year old for his own perverted purposes. Where do you draw your line in the sand?

Bandit's avatar

IMO, you could still prosecute, because no matter the sex/age of the perv, doesn't mean you like to be hit on, stared at, or touched, by said perv.

Patricia Russell's avatar

Great piece! There's so much truth in humor & satire. You've detailed out with such precision this woke nightmare.

Mimi60's avatar

I really liked this article.I also found it extremely funny . Several times I literally laughed out loud.I shared it with one of my son's he loved it too.

Will B's avatar

Oh, the days when you knew the cheaters from the fair & square: Commie women on steroids (any of their women could have bench pressed Lia). Barry, Jose, Sammy and Mark didn’t try to change gender: they were solid, they changed from men to Supermen. Barry didn’t hide his (shrunken) balls; he shared his largess by blasting all those free-for-all collectible balls to the kayakers adrift in the bay. Seriously need to avoid combat with the anabolic alpha while we’re pushing estrogen and xanax for the neurotic undefined.

Stefan's avatar

We still know the cheater(s) in this case too. Except the "ruling elites" don't care anymore. Look at the Biden Laptop. The cheat of all cheats sitting in the WH. Lia Thomas should not be a surprise to any of us by now. We watched the Clintons in the 90's perfect this BS and when you feed the bull all you get is more bull and a lot more shize.

kertch's avatar

Once the estrogen injectors, Xanax poppers, and alpha women take over, the rule of the anabolic alpha males soon begins. It usually begins savagely, as any citizen of 5th and 6th century Rome can tell you.

Doc Ellis 124's avatar

shared FB and Gab

Patricia Russell's avatar

This new "ad" for Jeremy's razors is hilarious: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s92UMJNjPIA

Grasshopper Kaplan's avatar

I've been wondering

Don't think Kalousey is into the trans wimanism

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What gives S/he the idea to be transwimanity?

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Weak link think ? What of it

I dont agree with all your thoughts but since you keep going to my spam spot I feel the need to consider your ideas

Winston Smith's avatar

Maajid is here on substack - I've subscribed to see what he has to offer - was very impressed by his interview with Rogan, hopefully his substack will be just as valuable https://maajidnawaz.substack.com/

Karina's avatar

Good day to all my comrades here today. So much intelligence in one place - yahoo!!

Silverbullitt's avatar

Big Ag (and Gov't through farm subsidies) has emasculated an entire generation of men by pushing soy products, including oilsβ€”which can be labeled as vegetable oil.

https://themasclinic.com/negative-effects-of-soy-on-men/

https://www.thehealthboard.com/what-are-the-dangers-of-soy-for-men.htm

Bandit's avatar

Glysophate and Atrazine, too. Reduces testosterone in both sexes.

Silverbullitt's avatar

Beat me to the punch Bandit.

Bandit's avatar

😁 That's why they call me Bandit. πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‹

Marcus Aurelius Tarkus's avatar

@Two years ago, I coined the phrase "Dictatorship of the Expertariat". Recently, I observed that the latter had, over two years, morphed into the "Dictatorsip of the Obedient".