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Disposing Paedo Joe
Tossing a puppet in the trash bin one tapered dosage at a time.
After years of boosting his cholinesterase inhibitors, and spiking his warm milk with Adderall and nootropics, Paedo Joe is being tapered off his meds.
In recent months things have taken a decidedly more sleepy turn—from half-sleepy to borderline catatonic.
The human embodiment of a political gaffe machine has taken his new chemically induced status, not in stride, but stumbles, twists, turns, bumps, and those confused looks of constipation common in full-blown dementia patients.
Whereas prior appearances garnered the usual buffoonish “gaffes” consistent with Biden’s entire adult life, recent “gaffes” look more like someone who has been let out of the slated-for-euthanasia wing of the nursing home and been handed instructions from his handlers on everything down to the finest details a young child posing as a statesman would know just from watching adults.
YOU WILL turn and face the crowd.
YOU will NOT take questions from the media.
IF you shit your diapers again try NOT TO SQUINT, JUST SMILE
One would think that a man who suddenly starts reading the italicized cues on the teleprompter after a lifetime of reading teleprompters would garner attention from the media, perhaps a few questions about his mental well-being.
The man can barely mumble his way through a five-minute press event, holding the cards in his hand, reading them with the enthusiasm and energy of a narcoleptic approaching the Hillary step on Everest without oxygen.
But this is precisely why he was chosen. This is what the neoliberal Schutzstaffel in the District of Criminals plays for on any given fun day.
What could be more fun than choosing a demented trouser soiler as President, one with a history of bribery, extortion, racketeering, family molestation, and pedophilia, and telling the American people he got 81 million votes while arresting anyone who dares protest this grotesque criminality and then watching all the institutions you control prop him up as a legitimate President contravening all notions of common sense and reality?
Watching the academics, experts, pundits, and celebrities defend this man and his criminal family has to be a thrill for the national trollers.
Watching the DOJ selectively enforce laws, and ignore high crimes everywhere really sends a message to the American people that they do not care how Soviet everything has become. They’re saying: go march and complain and see what happens to you and your family.
While all this criminality was never a bug of the chosen President but a feature, it appears the Obama3 regime has tired of propping up this dummy, and it’s finally time to dump his old corpse in the DNC graveyard.
After years of being curiously incurious, suddenly all his former defenders are pushing his many political liabilities into the spotlight. The intel agency-groomed journalists adhering to the DNC’s Schriftleitergesetz—a third Reich law that established rules for the “journalism” profession are starting to ask questions that they appear to have magically stumbled upon just recently.
The DNC’s Schriftleitergesetz?
Ignore reality, the crimes of Democrats, the rule of law, and misapplication of the law
Do not ask any questions, at all, ever, that might make the regime look bad
Accuse political opponents of EVERYTHING the regime is guilty of
Do not worry about the obviousness of duplicitous reporting that makes North Korea look transparent, i.e. our riots are ‘mostly peaceful’ while their marches are domestic terrorism; misdemeanors for fed informants on video calling for insurrection, and 22 years for domestic terrorists not even in the Capitol on January 6, 2021, (the list could fill a thousand volumes)
The “opposition” Republican Party, the Grand Ole Pussies have received orders from their bosses at the DNC/Obama3 to push ahead with an impeachment inquiry.
Never mind the overwhelming evidence for seditious conspiracy, treason, and grotesque corruption that would make Sam Giancano and Santo Trafficante blush, they finally believe there might be something to “inquire” about regarding Paedo Joe.
The timing is not curious. It’s entirely predictable.
All of American politics is a sport where the goal is social strife and division, and the entire prepared spectacle is designed for further demoralization.
The outcome is already known to those in charge. How it is arrived at merely involves shuffling some bodies around and rewriting some memos.
The national (s)election desk at Langley is scrambling to prepare something that can be partially believable. However, after 2020, it appears they’ve mostly given up on really selling this to the American people and have opted for trolling instead.
Their top three choices are clearly massive trolls.
Marxist Globalist Rat who helped turn California into Commiefornia
Marxist Racialist Globalist Tranny who hasn’t had a proper job in her life
Semi-literate cackling Hyena with more used kneepads than Sergei Bobrovsky
If you don’t vote for me then you ain’t black.
— Paedo Joe
From Obama3’s point of view, each choice offers some delectable treats.
Newsom would sell his soul and Mother’s soul for a minuscule amount of more power. Nobody tells the big lies in a serious tone better than Governor Hairslick. On the downside, there’s danger in letting a coherent and literate man into Obama’s den. He might get power-hungry and start taking unapproved actions. Reigning him in and getting him back on script will require as much corruption and criminal baggage (extortion) as Paedo Joe has. Barack would need photos of Newsom with the kiddies. It’s always the strongest hand.
The Queen of knee pads would be easier to manage and control but a lot tougher to sell to pollsters and election fixers. It would really make their work difficult having to find 40% more votes than she’ll get in primaries, and never mind the general.
Having his husband in the Oval Office may seem the obvious choice. This would play well with the menticided electorate, and pollsters would have no trouble selling some tweaked numbers. The media parasites would love it and feast off ‘strong black wahmen’ grift every step of the way. Fashion designers would offer their tuck wear for free. All the celebrity perks would come flying in just as they did the first eight years this conning duo set the nation on fire.
On the surface, it seems like the obvious choice but being Mike’s bottom bitch has to come with some unruly consequences. Barack knows about those 4 am calls with heads of state and ambassadors in far-off locations. No more sleeping in late and hitting the links in Oahu. There would be serious changes to Barack’s easy lifestyle, and if Mike was ever in a foul mood and needed to pound some energy somewhere...
And who knows, maybe Barry would love nothing more.
As for now, Joe Biden forgot to remember to announce his intentions for reelection.
His handlers keep insisting he’s running again. The party has kept up this performance for months, but for the first time in modern politics, there was no “official” reelection announcement with all the media hype and fanfare surrounding a singular event. Sure they had logos and flare whipped up by some interns with rudimentary Photoshop skills but there was never any real political announcement.
By June 2011, Obama had announced his intentions to run for a second term.
Trump made his rerun official a month earlier in 2019.
It’s become evident that Obama3 doesn’t care about optics or believability. If elections are simply something new for the administrative state to “manage” then all outcomes are already decided.
The only thing remaining is exactly how they will dispose of old Joe besides tapering him off his meds. This is where the creative department at Langely gets the handoff. It’s anyone’s guess where they’ll run with it.
Assassination by a proud boy recently MK ultra Maga’d? That would achieve quite a lot in one shot. How many Grand Old Pussies would immediately call on Trump to denounce all his supporters implying he was responsible? Would Nikki Haley start talking about gun control like she’s been talking about the values of Planned Parenthood?
How about a fall in the Lincoln bathroom? Old Joe hits his head on the pedestal sink where Forest Gump washed his hands and Bill Clinton washed his trousers. The docs call it a severe concussion, brain bleed, and life-altering impact. This will garner sympathy and make Joe a victim as he and his dealings come under further scrutiny.
Maybe they can combine that with the mob way, the Demonic Party way, and cut him a backroom deal where Kakala Harris, upon being sworn in immediately pardons him of any corruption charges flowing through the swamp lite pipeage.
And by then they can just tell him that he’s finishing his second term and he won’t even know. He’ll walk away all on his own.
But the esteemed Dr. Jill will know. So she’ll have to negotiate some kind of immunity for the whole family in exchange for her pedophile husband refusing to run again.
They’ll offer her a Netflix special with $100 million upfront for a few Dr. Jill curated specials; the importance of community colleges in POC ghettos; why math is racist; why your children need to be castrated and handed off to the state trans wardens; maybe a lite makeover special where Dr. Jill shows off all her granny tablecloth dresses and a bunch of New York queers put her in power suits instead; she could even do a house flip show for newly arrived illiterate illegals; the possibilities are endless. She’ll get her grift on, and it’ll make Hunter and The Big Guy’s self-dealing look like child’s play.
The only other totally useless people on the planet who will be in awe of this con will be Prince Ginger Cuck and his plantation owner, the Duchess of Royal fuckery who weaseled their way into eight-figure paydays with Spotify and Wokeflix.
Selling one’s soul to the cabal will always pay very, very well.
However it ends for old Joe, the only thing more difficult than disposing of an old demented pedophile will have been getting him “elected” President.
Corn Pop was a bad dude.
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