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Scott M's avatar

Hilarious, sad and infuriating all at the same time. I'm a high school teacher in So. California and Alesandro's testimony may have well been an actual transcript from one of our myriad Zoom meetings over the last 18 months. Pathetic and unbelievable at this point.

Data Humanist's avatar

I have conversations with family members which are headed in this direction. One person recently got sick with Covid just before the fourth boosters were widely available in the USA. He blamed it on not getting a fourth booster. Okay. So the first three shots did not work as promised. And we now have increasing evidence for pathogenic priming. Too many booster shots will LOWER your ability to fight the infection. You've been tricking and fatiguing your immune system to little point or purpose. But your only possible response is more Vax-Aid, Reverend Fauci. I told him to be happy that he now has robust natural immunity after recovering from Covid. He came close to outright denying that natural (recovery) immunity exists. There's nothing you can say.

Man-i's avatar

Brilliant piece of (hopefully scifi future dystopian) writing.

JustANobody's avatar

I needed a good laugh!! Unfortunately, it quickly turned into a bawling session. I have had it building up( for quite some time) especially once you ARE WIDE awake.

Winston Smith's avatar

Another great article, while i know, or at least hope,the zoom calls were fictional, I'm sure the truth is probably not far off. So sad the world we live in these days.

TommyV's avatar

That was awesome...never imagined there were so many morons walking among us....kinda sad and scary at the same time......fools abound!

Mimi60's avatar

So good!

Professor's avatar

A large portion of culture suffering from a collective mental illness.

LC's avatar

I cannot like this enough!!!

Patricia Russell's avatar

I was laughing so hard as I read this I practically fell of my counter stool!

Soteria's avatar

Superb.

Winston Smith's avatar

Terrifyingly brilliant. This should be the seed of a book (CJ Hopkins style).

serafino bueti's avatar

Word

Crixcyon's avatar

How fitting as I am watching Picard season 1 and there are a lot of references going back to the Borg including the Borg cube, now an artifact.

Allan's avatar

The Borg are a strange projection of the Star Trek franchise's own writers, who mainly indentify with the UFP. All along, ST was agitprop to normalize collectivism among English speaking fools.

https://thegoodcitizen.substack.com/p/gospel-of-the-covidian-borg/comment/4623081

Steve's avatar

So how do we leave this insane asylum, and where do we go if we do? Only the lonely indeed…

Humdeedee's avatar

If the Coen Brothers make a film about this shameful period, you should write the dialog.

Karina's avatar

Kerrijust now

Mr. Good Citizen, you have a terrific talent for writing! You always make me laugh even though the situation is far from funny. Thank you!