Ante Bellum Casus Belli Blues

The ghost of Cyrus Scofield bombs for a rapture led by midwit Shabbos heretics.

Mar 5 • 𝙂𝙊𝙊𝘿 𝘾𝙄𝙏𝙄𝙕𝙀𝙉

75

32

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February 2026

The Sentient and The Brave

Running Access Matrimony—staying wed to illusions is the absence of demoralization.

Feb 18 • 𝙂𝙊𝙊𝘿 𝘾𝙄𝙏𝙄𝙕𝙀𝙉

86

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Orange Is The New Whack

Hosting another war is no sacrifice, at all, for the District of Chabad.

Feb 3 • 𝙂𝙊𝙊𝘿 𝘾𝙄𝙏𝙄𝙕𝙀𝙉

74

22

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January 2026

Mirror, Mirror

New Year—New You

Jan 24 • 𝙂𝙊𝙊𝘿 𝘾𝙄𝙏𝙄𝙕𝙀𝙉

49

16

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Stranger Things Than Bardot

Don't Forget That You Are Going To Die

Jan 2 • 𝙂𝙊𝙊𝘿 𝘾𝙄𝙏𝙄𝙕𝙀𝙉

197

56

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December 2025

Homo Ozempus

"How I finally learned to stop worrying and love my body...if only I could see it."

Dec 21, 2025 • 𝙂𝙊𝙊𝘿 𝘾𝙄𝙏𝙄𝙕𝙀𝙉

144

62

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Dead Eyes Don't Lie

Society Normalizes and Incentivizes Satanic Pop Culture Child Groomers

Dec 7, 2025 • 𝙂𝙊𝙊𝘿 𝘾𝙄𝙏𝙄𝙕𝙀𝙉

371

76

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November 2025

The Tears of Kulkukan

Jungle cats will eat your king pigeon pose, with a side of guac.

Nov 22, 2025 • 𝙂𝙊𝙊𝘿 𝘾𝙄𝙏𝙄𝙕𝙀𝙉

42

8

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The Great Scientists and Engineers of Europe

Cultural enrichment will continue until unconscious bias and anti-racism improves.

Nov 16, 2025 • 𝙂𝙊𝙊𝘿 𝘾𝙄𝙏𝙄𝙕𝙀𝙉

82

7

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Don't Cry For Me, Venezuela

It won't be easy, you'll think it's strange, when you see...Da planes! Da planes!

Nov 2, 2025 • 𝙂𝙊𝙊𝘿 𝘾𝙄𝙏𝙄𝙕𝙀𝙉

121

68

30

October 2025

An Ignorant Sack of Shit

Bill Maher goes full retard, again, and how the farce of "Judeo-Christian" ever managed to gain mainstream traction.

Oct 30, 2025 • 𝙂𝙊𝙊𝘿 𝘾𝙄𝙏𝙄𝙕𝙀𝙉

96

25

19

We Got The Bleat

Round and round and round.

Oct 14, 2025 • 𝙂𝙊𝙊𝘿 𝘾𝙄𝙏𝙄𝙕𝙀𝙉

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